Profit is verboten

Would someone please advise me where I go to turn myself in? I made a profit today, and if I don't stop myself, I may do it all over again tomorrow. I know our dear leader said "this is no time for profit" (though I wonder where all the tax dollars will come from if no one is making a profit). I feel guilty and know it's evil, killing polar bears and oppressing minorities and such. Rather than hiding and listening to my heart thump, I would sooner just turn myself in.

I'm certain we have a Commissar for the Eradication of Profit, but I don't know the location. Is it simply 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? I guess it's not the eradication of profit; it's the moving of all profit to certain favored Wall Street firms. It's a government-orchestrated Wall Street vortex for all the money in the country.

Overheard, vicious unemployment

I think it was Paulson who said we are in a "statistical recovery but human recession." I like that. It doesn't matter what statistical chicanery went into manufacturing the numbers they get. Out here in real life there is a brutal recession going on. Check out the charts from the Bureau of Labor Statistics (above). Who cares what numbers they can come up with if it doesn't affect real life?

Also, did you see the quote from actor Danny Glover about how the failure of the Copenhagen meeting caused the earthquake in Haiti? It seems like liberals would try to hush up their people so that things like that don't come out of their mouths. They certainly try hard enough to muzzle regular American views and dissent.

More evidence about my predictions, sarcasm

Three more articles by three more authors supporting my economic predictions for 2010:

www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article16929.html Financial system saved?

www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article16927.html US debt crisis

www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article16922.html Future of the dollar, excellent summary of major events showing it's in trouble.

Below is a link to a great article about how 34 states are moving to block implementation of any socialized medicine scheme.

www.newsmax.com/US/US-Health-Overhaul-States/2010/02/01/id/348526

I have a new money-making scheme. I just need a little help finding the right place to implement it. I need to know the location of the 440 imaginary congressional districts that got to split $8 billion of the stimulus bill. They even had jobs created despite being imaginary! Being imaginary, there shouldn't be anyone living there now, so if I move my family to one of those districts I should get all of the jobs created there plus all of the millions of dollars spent on that district. Right? There shouldn't be competition there. I'm sure of it. Please help.

We got the announcement today that the world record $3.8 TRILLION budget will produce the largest deficit in the history of the world.. Luckily, though, our dear leader told us that A.) it's Bush's fault that he has quadrupled Bush's deficits and B.) this budget really represents getting back to fiscal responsibility. Whew! For a second I thought it was an insane spending spree that will hurt us for the next 50 years. By the way, the projections showing the record deficit being "only" $1.6 Trillion this year are so absurdly optimistic they make me giggle. Just according to the previous optimistic estimate above (tax receipts are still falling fast, not rising), the difference between taking in $1.6 trillion and spending $3.8 trillion would be $2.2 trillion just for this year. That is about $7,000 per man, woman and child. Another way to think of it is 2,200 thousand millions.